"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"

"Unlike those who pretend to be immaculate, fallen angels are usually more intriguing because their earthliness is heavenly."

"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."

"You can learn a lot from people who view the world differently than you do."

"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible."

"To feel that one has a place in life solves half the problems of contentment."

"Truth springs from argument amongst friends."

"Many things that I am experiencing I already remember."

"There is always so much talk about the sins of the fathers, but it is the sins of the mothers that are the most difficult to avoid repeating."

"The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood."

"It was just a job. It wasn't any special interest in consumer affairs. I needed a paycheck and the Attorney General said that I would be best to go down there, because he knew I was anti-consumer."

"Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed."