"Thoughts come through people, not from them."

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

"What are politicians going to tell people when the Constitution is gone and we still have a drug problem?"

"Look whoa€?s standing if you please, a€?though you tried to bring me to my knees."

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

"Do your thing and don't care if they like it."

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

"Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip."

"Words are such small things, like confetti in the brain, and yet they are color and clarify everything, they can stain the mind or warp the feelings."

"I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm."

"Dedication is not what others expect of you, it is what you can give to others."