"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."

"For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal"

"Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing ; between 5 it's fantastic ..."

"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers."

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."

"Science can destroy religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets. No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they have few followers now."

"A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles."

"Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth."

"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy."

"It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong."

"As our own species is in the process of proving, one cannot have superior science and inferior morals. The combination is unstable and self-destroying."