"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets."

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires."

"I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion."

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses."

"The thing to remember is that that the future comes one day at a time."

"The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife."

"He that has acquired learning and nor practised what he has learnt, is like a man who ploughs but sows no seed."

"I've imagined great victories, and I've imagined great races. The races are better."

"He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall."

"Well, the fact is that one cannot retrace one's steps, and the steps one has taken greatly influence the future."