"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft!"

"When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all."

"No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency."

"The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly ready, if necessary, to be radical on the conservative side."

"Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time."

"A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education."

"There cannot be greater rudeness than to interrupt another in the current of his discourse."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt."

"As for you, your happiness is complete; it remains merely to enjoy it. And to become perfectly happy you are in need of nothing more than to know how to be satisfied with being so."

"Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."