"The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women."

"One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint."

"All governmental intervention has as its object a forcible altering of what people would do were they unrestrained."

"Today the real test of power is not capacity to make war but capacity to prevent it."

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."

"The first time I read an excellent work, it is to me just as if I gained a new friend; and when I read over a book I have perused before, it resembles the meeting of an old one."

"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

"It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living."

"Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety."

"I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them."

"Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots."

"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery."